Sex Is Like Math You Add The Bed Subtract The Clothes Divide The Legs And Pray You Don't Multiply Shirt

SIXTEE CLUB Sex Is Like Math You Add The Bed Subtract The Clothes Divide The Legs T-Shirt

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Designed for high visual impact and readability, the artwork features crisp white block typography and a vibrant blue icon that stands out cleanly against the garment backdrop. The clean typographic hierarchy ensures the entire quote is legible from across the room, offering a versatile aesthetic that pairs effortlessly with classic denim jeans, casual shorts, cargo trousers, or layered under a jacket for comfortable daily wear.

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Product details: Material: Made from high-quality cotton or cotton-blend fabric. Fiber composition varies by color to ensure durability, comfort, and color performance. Products will be automatically fulfilled with existing materials to optimize production and delivery time to customers. Machine wash cold     Lay flat to dry     No bleach     Disclaimer Due to variations of light and color settings of computer/personal device screens, colors may appear slightly different from photographic images. Due to the manufacturing process, sizes of items listed in descriptions are approximate and actual size may vary slightly. Due to the manufacturing process, alignment of images may vary slightly

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